breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
what if 911 called you
why are they so obsessed with me
JUST DANCE GONNA BE OK
DA DA DOO DOO
“i dismiss you, not the bell”
THERE IS NO CHILL LMAO
in science today i got into a debate because i said the moon wasnt real and these people had very compelling arguments but could never answer my question of “have you ever been there?”

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.
An accurate representation of my social skills
there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.
women in trades are treated like absolute shit.
NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH
when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about










